

That's the whole tale in a nutshell but Moore had to use all of this flowery bullshit to stretch the story out for (what seemed like) a bajillion pages. A long-winded story with zero payoff about some kind of space computer that falls in lust with Swampy and rapes him so she can get pregnant. What's up with all of this, Random Goodreader? Is there a backstory I'm missing or is this all a new thing? That was fun!Ībby hears about a possible Swampy sighting but ends up meeting her extremely disfigured father who has been brought back to life like Frankenstein's monster. Swamp thing meets Adam Strange and some delegates from Thanagaar. This reminded me of all the (to me) mind-numbing panels about nothing of interest (to me) in that critically acclaimed classic. Or as some have pointed out to me, he was also working on Watchmen while finishing this up.Īnd while I respect Watchmen, I've read it twice and liked it not a bit either time. UpYourOwnAssEdNess? Is that a thing maybe? I feel like he just can't help himself, and deducting stars is almost mean because he must have some kind of a disability or something. Please inspect your order upon receipt and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.Well, it started off great, and then Moore leveled up and became the writer that I have come to know and avoid over the years. You can always contact us for any return/refund question at and issues In some very rare cases we will allow an order to be cancelled, however there will be a minimum 15% administration fee on the cancellation of your purchase(s). If this happens, the order will be cancelled, but if we get a restock on that product within 60 days, we will offer it to you first at the original price before selling it to the general public. The only way the order won't be fulfilled is if the distributor does not ship to us the amount that they guaranteed.

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